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SEASON XXVII WEEK 1
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 5 | 1 | 83 |
| 2 | SHITBIRDS | 3 | 0 | 35 |
| 3 | SANFORD & SON | 1 | 0 | 32 |
| 4 | CPH | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| 5 | ITCHY & SCRATCHY | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| 6 | MURPHY'S LAW | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| 7 | WILD WOMEN | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON XXVI WEEK 12
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 19 | 4 | 662 |
| 2 | ITCHY & SCRATCHY | 18 | 5 | 689 |
| 3 | MURPHY'S LAW | 7 | 1 | 306 |
| 4 | SANFORD AND SON | 5 | 1 | 226 |
| 5 | BOSTON | 5 | 1 | 70 |
| 6 | TYPE A | 3 | 1 | 62 |
| 7 | DON'T HAVE A CLUE | 3 | 0 | 150 |
| 8 | CPH | 0 | 0 | 249 |
| 9 | VICTORIOUS SECRET | 0 | 0 | 55 |
| 10 | JOURNEY | 0 | 0 | 46 |
| 11 | ATHENA KONA | 0 | 0 | 45 |
| 12 | THREE 2 ONE | 0 | 0 | 38 |
| 13 | DELTA FORCE | 0 | 0 | 30 |
| 14 | MORNING WOOD | 0 | 0 | 23 |
| 15 | FRANK THE TANK | 0 | 0 | 13 |
| 16 | NO NUTS NEEDED | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| 17 | RAUL & THE THREE AMIGOS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON XXV FINAL STANDINGS
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 28 | 8 | 635 |
| 2 | ITCHY & SCRATCHY | 7 | 0 | 484 |
| 3 | CPH | 4 | 1 | 132 |
| 4 | DAN-O | 3 | 1 | 49 |
| 5 | SANFORD AND SON | 3 | 0 | 122 |
| 6 | MURPHEY'S LAW | 2 | 0 | 161 |
| 7 | BAKERS DOZEN MINUS 11 | 2 | 0 | 42 |
| 8 | ON A MISSION | 1 | 0 | 58 |
| 9 | ME, MYSELF, AND IRIE | 1 | 0 | 48 |
| 10 | PBI | 0 | 0 | 52 |
| 11 | SHITBIRDS | 0 | 0 | 45 |
| 12 | MY WIFE AND KIDS | 0 | 0 | 42 |
| 13 | WHO CARES | 0 | 0 | 34 |
| 14 | LAST AGAIN | 0 | 0 | 29 |
| 15 | PLAYAZ | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| 16 | HOGANS HEROES | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| 17 | OU812 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| 18 | PORK CHOP | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| 19 | FAB 4 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| 20 | MEYERS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | ASO | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | RICK | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | FIVE AMIGOS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | EJ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | OHIOANS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | TJ | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 20 | ETS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 23 | 7 | 605 |
| 2 | ITCHY & SCRATCHY | 14 | 3 | 474 |
| 3 | CPH | 3 | 0 | 257 |
| 4 | PGFD | 2 | 0 | 92 |
| 5 | SANFORD AND SON | 1 | 0 | 205 |
| 6 | MURPHEY'S LAW | 0 | 0 | 69 |
| 7 | FUALI | 0 | 0 | 65 |
| 8 | SHITBIRDS | 0 | 0 | 60 |
| 9 | KONATHENA | 0 | 0 | 37 |
| 10 | SWEET TEA | 0 | 0 | 29 |
| 11 | FATBOYS | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| 12 | HACKERS | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| 13 | TRAVELERS | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| 14 | MALIGNANT NARCISISTS | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| 15 | GNAR KILLS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | FREE BEER | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | H&B | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | SIN TWISTERS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 15 | ZACH AND KELLY | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON 23 Week 12 of 12--time for a fun filled, easier off-season
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 14 | 8 | 688 |
| 2 | CPH | 6 | 3 | 551 |
| 3 | MALIGNANT NARCISSITS | 1 | 0 | 96 |
| 4 | LITTLE RASCALS | 1 | 0 | 51 |
| 5 | DON'T REMEMBER | 0 | 0 | 72 |
| 6 | HARD PRESSED | 0 | 0 | 53 |
| 7 | FUALI | 0 | 0 | 35 |
| 8 | UNWAVERING MONOTONES | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| 9 | WANDERERS | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| 9 | MURPHEYS LAW | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| 11 | ARMY OF CHAMPIONS | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| 12 | RAVENS | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| 13 | SIMCOX | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| 14 | GIANTS SUCK | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 14 | TEAM 21075 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON XXII WK 10
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS | 22 | 5 | 503 |
| 2 | TEE DUBS | 11 | 2 | 331 |
| 3 | CPH | 10 | 2 | 296 |
| 4 | UNWAVERING MONOTONES | 4 | 1 | 49 |
| 5 | MURPHEYS LAW | 2 | 0 | 63 |
| 6 | SINGLE 4 THE NIGHT | 2 | 0 | 51 |
| 7 | NADS | 1 | 0 | 50 |
| 8 | WANDERERS | 0 | 0 | 40 |
| 9 | BROS W/ HOES | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| 10 | FIST OF FURY | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| 11 | FAB 4 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| 12 | SENIOR MOMENTS | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| 13 | KONATHENA | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| 14 | FUALI | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| 15 | PORKCHOP | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| 16 | ROCKSTARS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 16 | BELLS OF JOY | 0 | 0 | 0 |
SEASON 21 FINAL STANDINGS
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS** | 22 | 6 | 488 |
| 2 | CPH* | 14 | 2 | 447 |
| 3 | PASSING TIME* | 4 | 1 | 68 |
| 4 | TEE-DUBS* | 1 | 0 | 269 |
| 5 | HACKERS* | 1 | 0 | 173 |
| 6 | FUALI | 1 | 0 | 69 |
| 7 | BRITNEY'S SECRET | 1 | 0 | 65 |
| 8 | GOSPADEIN SNEG | 1 | 0 | 48 |
| 9 | RAIDERETTES | 0 | 0 | 43 |
| 10 | BOOYEAH | 0 | 0 | 33 |
| 11 | MURPHEY'S LAW | 0 | 0 | 31 |
| 12 | NADS | 0 | 0 | 28 |
| 13 | THEO | 0 | 0 | 23 |
| 14 | BOSTON | 0 | 0 | 20 |
| 15 | ASSEY McGHEE | 0 | 0 | 19 |
| 16 | JOHNSTON | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 16 | BETH & BRIAN | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | **HOUSE CHAMPION | | | |
| | *PLAYOFF TEAM | | | |
THE LONGEST RUNNING FINAL SCORE GAME WELCOMES YOU TO SEASON XX
CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD LUCK TO THE PLAYOFF TEAMS
| Rank | Team Name | Bowl Pts | Wins | Game Pts |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS** | 12 | 4 | 390 |
| 2 | TEE DUBS* | 5 | 2 | 183 |
| 3 | CPH* | 4 | 0 | 286 |
| 4 | GOSPADEIN SNEG* | 3 | 1 | 215 |
| 5 | MALIGNANT NARCISSISTS* | 3 | 1 | 76 |
| 6 | THE HACKERS | 1 | 0 | 56 |
| 7 | FUALI | 0 | 0 | 133 |
| 8 | FAB 4 | 0 | 0 | 45 |
| 9 | MURPHEY'S LAW | 0 | 0 | 18 |
| 10 | FLIP FLOPS | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | **HOUSE CHAMPION | | | |
| | *PLAYOFF TEAM | | | |
SEASON XIX
| RANK | TEAM NAME | BOWL PTS | WINS | GAME PTS |
|---|
| 1 | ASSORTED NUTS** | 38 | 4 | 622 |
| 2 | DUMB & DUMBER* | 34 | 3 | 549 |
| 3 | SOME OTHER BROADS OBSCURE LYRICS* | 25 | 3 | 448 |
| 4 | DELTA FORCE* | 11 | 0 | 273 |
| 5 | BANG IT HON* | 7 | 0 | 282 |
| 6 | CPH | 6 | 0 | 255 |
| 7 | MALIGNANT NARCISSISTS | 5 | 0 | 156 |
| 8 | BIG SNAKES SHUT-INS | 2 | 0 | 96 |
| 9 | AGORAPHOBICS NIGHT OUT | 2 | 0 | 48 |
| 10 | CASTINE SUPREME | 2 | 0 | 38 |
| 11 | FAB FOUR | 1 | 0 | 72 |
| 12 | TGIS | 1 | 0 | 45 |
| 13 | DEAN'S DIMWITS | 0 | 0 | 29 |
| 14 | TEAM TOMMY | 0 | 0 | 24 |
| 15 | SKYE DOGS | 0 | 0 | 22 |
| 16 | YOU AND US | 0 | 0 | 21 |
| 17 | TEAM JOHN | 0 | 0 | 17 |
| 18 | BIG BOYS | 0 | 0 | 15 |
| 19 | 2 GUYS & A DOG | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| 20 | HIGH FIVES | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| 21 | US MARSHALLS | 0 | 0 | 11 |
| 22 | MURPHEYS LAW | 0 | 0 | 7 |
| 23 | BEAR | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 24 | GHEE'S | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| | **CLINCHED THE HOUSE TITLE | | | |
| | *CLINCHED A PLAYOFF SPOT | | | |
